February 15:
"I'm afraid I'll have to write you out a subscription to Cosmo."
(Used again 11-17-05)
February 17: The largest sleeping pills
known to man.
February 12: Li'l Arsonist burns down
Barbies Dream House.
February 22: Congratulations! You are
already a loser! (Used again 8-29-2000)
February 24: (visual) A china shop next
door to an egg store.
February 26: "Oh, that's just Bob,
my insignificant other." (Used again 2-28-03)
February 27: Myron the Hun, CPA. |
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March
6: The drivers license of Dorian Gray. (Next used 12-2-2000)
March 26: "With all these bills,
Jowles, I got you a 2nd job." |
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April 10:
Las Vegas Weather Report.
April 14: "I don't know Jane, is
it me or has the neighborhood changed?" (Next used 11-8-99)
April 20: Peacekeeper Aardvark.
April 30: Legendary Underwear Pirates.
(Used again 12-7-02) |
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May 7: Clown being
robbed: "Don't try anything funny!"
May 20: Francine's kisses were sweeter than wine. (Next used 11-10-99) |
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June
1: "Forceps, Scalpel, Sponge, Fork, BBQ Sauce." (Next
used 7-29-05)
June 4: "You are a wise shopping-mall warrior, Charging Bear."
June 8: "I'm goin' on a Caribbean cruise."
June 15: Uncle Dan reads from "The
Little Engine That Faced Reality."
June 19: Bob tries to date a bank teller.
June 22: Galapagos Rodeo. |
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July
6: Haunted Auto Show.
July 13: Excessively Private Detectives.
July 20: Deer hunting in Brooklyn.
July 23: "Eureka! I've struck golden
age of television."
July 27: "We have yet to invent
the mobile home."
July 29: "Honesty is my long suit,
baby." |
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August
3: Pee Wee's Courthouse.
August 10: Pirate dentist:"Okay,
now say ARRRRR!"
August 13: Yuppie Bedtime Stories. (Also
used on 11-3-98 & 1-15-03)
August 17: "They are beautiful and
majestic..."
August 24: "It's a pain to wax..." |
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| September 2: In the
year 2050. |
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| October:
For the entire month of October THE QUIGMANS were on hiatus in my
local paper due to Buddy's fumbled attempt at lampooning the Republican
party prior to the elections. |
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November 9: Moses of
the Left-Lane-ites.
November 20: I'm your mindless, subhuman chattel.
November 21: Bob was so nervous he bit someone else's lip.
November 23: I'm a real cowboy!
November 30: Corporate Gadget Choir. |
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December
9: "It's our house wine with the piquant kick of aluminum
siding."
December 14: World Heavyweight Food Fight.
(Next used 3-29-2000)
December 28: "Invasion of the Lustrous
and Manageable Body Snatchers." |
