February
1: Young chiropractors at play. (Used
again1-27-05)
February 6: "He's the legal size,
but he's banded." (Next used 7-3-03)
February 8: Military pre-school.
February 15: The Kissing Bandit strikes
again!
February 17: The Great Mancuso's Watch
Repair and Hypnotism.
February 21: Beverly Hillbillies 90210.
February 25: Rich People Sandwich: made
only with the upper crust. (Used again 1-24-05) |
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March
11: Dental Convention: "Let us rinse and spit." (Used
again on 6-24-03)
March 14: Dentist: "Humdinger of a case of receding gums."
March 29: Clyde's Cut-Rate Wrecking Service. |
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April
1: Miss Manners watch dog. (Re-used 5-19-98 & 2-24-04)
April 5: Ben Franklinstein. (Re-used
8-28-02)
April 7: "Thanks for the phone number (911), Ned."
April 12: Bed of nails. (Next used 8-31-02)
April 14: Bob had grown attached to octopus.
April 15: Mad Steamroller Killer. (Later re-used 7-24-01 and 4-17-07)
April 26: Indian nerds. (Used again 7-15-03)
April 29: Cut-rate liposuctionist. (Melon-baller) |
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May
3: Hydroponic garden. (First used 2-7-1993)
May 12: Security Dweeb Alarm. (First
used 2-11-93. Later used 8-12-06)
May 19: "...In a crowd he freezes up." (Next used 4-24-03)
May 24: The longer, lower, wider Bob
for 1998.
May 27: Love rhomboid. (Next used 7-16-03) |
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June 3: Bean bag chairs/garbage
bags.
June 10: Godzilla in Venice. (Next used
4-4-02)
June 14: "I need reinforcement on Hill 42!" (later used
7-20-2000, 2-17-05 and 1-17-06)
June 21: The Amway Pit Viper. (Next used
7-21-2000)
June 25: Expose' on redundancy. (Next
used 3-23-02)
June 28: Francine's new hobby---hand-thrown pottery. |
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July 15: Chip N' Dale
dancers. (Next used 11-15-02)
July 26: The Three Elderly Pigs. (Next
used 7-13-02)
July 29: Joan of Arc had a smoldering
quality. (Next used 3-13-02) |
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August 12: The General
and his new Whiffle Bomb. (Next used 8-31-01)
August 16: "Drop the banana and
get out of my tree!"
August 20: Secret weapon---The giant bug zapper.
August 26: Fairy Godfaddah.
August 30: Francine recycles---Paper,
plastic, metal, old boyfriends. |
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September
2: Fashion Police (subtly re-written) (Next used 6-3-03)
September 9: At home with Mr. Bubble.
September 13: Boy Scouts 1997. (Re-used 10-10-02)
September 23: Mr. Know-it-all's Mother.(Used again 3-9-02)
September 27: 1st National Cockroach Bank. (Next re-used) 3-8-02) |
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October
4: "Meet Gretchen, my virtual girlfriend." (Used
again 7-20-02)
October 7: "We just survived a nuclear
holocaust. It's Miller Time!" (Next used 6-29-02)
October 8: "If that's the Fish-of-the-Month
Club, I'm not home!" (Next re-used 7-16-02)
October 20: Chuckie got suspended! (Next
re-used 6-27-02)
October 22: "Pete is my Dream man."
(Next re-used 2-14-2000, 5-6-06)) |
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November
4: "How's that new cat workin' out, Frank?"
November 8: Everyone has a moment in
the spotlight. (Next re-used 4-5-02)
November 10: "You're the salt of
the earth, Bob."
November 15: Bob is hopelessly trapped
on a jammed escalator. (Next re-used 6-26-02)
November 22: Lisa Lutz: Dentist/Lawyer. |
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December
4: The Stork Family at home. (Next re-used 8-17-02)
December 6: Virtual Realty.
December 10: Amy's Health Food. (Next re-used 9-4-02)
December 13: "I'm sorry Mr. Early
Bird, I'm afraid you have worms." (Next re-used7-24-02)
December 20: Francine's body language
was precise and distinctive.
December 27: Big Foot and son. |
