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Each
gag listed below indicates a Quigman's comic recycled by
Buddy in 2001.
Captions in red indicate joke originally
written by Mike Stanfill
Captions in blue
indicate joke later re-used.
2001 results: Buddy reused 51 old Quigmans,
or about 16%.
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January
9: "Looks like game birds to me, Phil."
January 12: Someone souped up Fred's electric toothbrush.
January 13: The stuff from between the cushions develops conciousness.
January 18: Medium: "I'm gonna have to put you on Ball Waiting."
(Later re-used 12-13-06)
January 20: Heavyweight bout with regression.
January 26: She's playing hard to fathom.
January 29: The Crime Channel
January 30: Jowels in tub: "I smell
like a wet dog" |
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February 2: I never
liked pierced ears on a man.
February 3: The ozone layer has been destroyed.
February 10: Bunky Aristotle, cowboy
philosopher.
February 12: Doctor - "You're a
fish. Get lots of rest and drink plenty of fluids."
February 20: The 2001 Office Olympics
February 26: Doctor: "Those aren't
shingles, they composition roofing."
February 27: Scientist: "If only
I could have been a musca domestica on the wall." |
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March 1: Jerry does
his morning stretch (for beer)
March 3: Psychotherapy Cafe' (repressed duck, self-expresso, etc.)
(Next used 10-4-05)
March 20: Smith Barney Rubble: "Forget hunting and foraging!
I'm talking acquisition and merger." (Later
re-used 7-18-06) |
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April
1: Generic cartoon. "Clumsy attempt to arouse her amorous
nature..." (Last used 3-28-95)
April 25: "Awwright, who put the steroids in the peanut dish?" |
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1: Lady giraffes: "Why is it men never look us in the
eye?" (6-24-06) |
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| June 14: "...I
want to be the LAST robin of spring!" |
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July 7: ...Larry bears
witness to...The Shroud of Sharon.
July 14: "Fanatics threw red paint
on me." "Maybe you should shave your legs." (
Last used 4-14-93)
July 19: Cracker Jack pops the question. "I realize I'm no prize,
Doris..." (Later used 4-6-07)
July 24: Another attack by the Mad Steamroller
Killer. (Last used 4-15-97. Used
again 4-17-07)
July 26: Recycled Plastic Surgery.
July 27: Bob's Life Spirit: Ground Fresh Daily |
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August 2: "Uh-oh,
looks like we made a wrong turn somewhere...this is the editorial
page."
August 9: "Oh, look,Bob...they're living in your pants."
(Note: While not STRICTLY a re-run, it's the
same "giant shorts" gag he used back in 1985. We'll just
consider this an episode of "unintentional sloth".)
August 11: Note: Today's Quigmans was drawn by someone other than
Buddy, who scrawled a hyphenated, though indecipherable, credit to
someone across the bottom. Sorry I can't legally print the strip,
but it was a humourless gag about the "failure gland". (Re-used
3-16-06)
August 13: Miss Mafia Manners.
August 14: Involuntary Fireman. (Last
used 3-25-95)
August 18: "So, this is why you wanted to have me cloned."
(Camp) (later re-used 1-10-06)
8/20:Chicken: "Friends, I give you Mad Chicken disease!"
(later used 5-26-07)
August 28: Simon's lifetime of trust in his Lucky Charms abruptly
comes to a close. (later re-used 3-6-07)
August 31: General Fletcher has hours of playful fun with his new
Whiffle Bomb. (Previously used 8-12-97) |
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September
1: Dawn O' Time Cosmetic Surgery: "I'd like a forehead lift."
September 10: Godzilla cooks: "...Voila! Summer Stock!"
September 12: "Whoa! Hey, ease up Magellen! Tell ya what...let's
go outside, sail around the world and try to cool off a little. Eh,
Buddy?" (later re-used 7-9-08)
September 14: New, less-than-safe Olympic events.
September 13: "Mom! There it is!
The yellow loser doll with the crooked tail! You gotta buy me all
800 Quigie-mons." (Later re-used 5-19-07)
September 24: "Look, ma! It's the Statue of Limitations!"
(Later re-used 3-8-07)
September 26: Fun Fact: Before the first violins were perfected they
were strung with cats. (Later re-used 4-12-07)
September 27: The shame of being hooked on phonics -"C'mon, Teach!
Lay some vowels on me!" (Later re-used 12-27-06)
September 28: "What's this word?" "Illiterate!"
"Oh." |
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October 3: "Gee,
I'm sorry, Pretty Boy Floyd, but you're not that pretty." (Later
re-used12-16-06)
October 4: Sailor Jake was married to the sea! Sailor Bob had tempestuous
flirtations with a small series of stock ponds. (Later
re-used 11-2-05)
October 6: "Why, yes, I am an astronaut.
How did you know that?" (Last used 3-7-95. Later
re-used 9-7-06)
October 9: Lesser known Egyptian Queen Heifertiti carried a lot of
weight. (Later used 1-23-07)
October 12: " You know what drives
men crazy? Insanity!" (Last used 4-1-95)
October 15: "The company has decided to automate, Quigman...."
October 18: "Oh, Sylvia! Where did you get the turkey skin coat?"
October 24: The Martian of Venice
October 25: "Charm bracelet, eh? Must be broken." (Last
used1-26-05)
October 26: "When I was a kid I tried to run away with the circus,.." |
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November 1: Calorie
Cravers Club. (First used 12-11-87. Later used
2-10-93)
November 6: "Oh, this is nothing. You should
have seen me before I got the braces off."
November 14: "This may be a simple game of 'Spin the Bottle'
to you, Bob... but to us, it's Russian Roulette." (Later
re-used 3-29-06)
November 16: "Sorry about that, Mr. Dunphy...but, uh..in times
of war, there's always a certain number of civilian casualties." (later
re-used 5-6-08)
November 22: "I don't worry about other women stealing my boyfriend
since I got "The Club". (Later re-used 6-25-08)
November 27: "You make me feel light as a feather, Seigfried.
Like I'm walking on...hair." (Previously
used 9-18-95) |
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December 6:
"Ah! I see you've taken a shine to the Harry Pottery."
(will be re-used on 7-27-06)
December 10: Francine gets a singing sonogram. (Last
used 4-11-95)
December 12: "Don't mind my microclimated, hydraulic pump-driven,
toxicological-controlled diving suit.
December 14: "How do you like your room, son? I had it winterized
for ya." (Later re-used 7-28-07)
December 17: "I need to hang up on you, Bob...I don't want to
waste my minutes." (Later re-used 7-19-08)
December 24: Sinatra Claus: "Cookies
and milk? That's swingin', sweetheart...now where d'ya hide the bourbon?"
December 25: "Mom! How come Suzie gets a dolly and I only get
a lousy sweater?" (Later re-used 12-23-06)
December 26: Stan was an unflinching animal
rights activist. (Later
re-used 7-30-08) |
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